Doctor Hormone's Hurricane Question and Answer Board Part III
Well, Here I am again...Doctor Hormone with irrelevant answers to your silly questions on hurricanes in general as well as specific questions regarding the most recent hurricane seasons activity...
First, my general report:
Hurrican Wilma clobbered the Florida peninsula with amazing accuracy...it hammered the entire state, almost.
Nice job for a redhead from the prehistoric ages...
The damage is immeasurable, and the pain and suffering is ongoing....people are still without electrical power even at the date of this post. Like bugs with beepers and cellphones we continue to scurry about no longer searching for water and plywood, but free money and handouts and insurance compensation and FEMA goodies.
Manners and goodwill are growing thin, while demands for handouts and bad driving habits resume their normal madness.
By this time next year, the people who have been taxed with outrageous utility bill assessments and insurance premium increases will be trying to figure out how to escape from Florida as the cost of living continues to exceed the abilities of most tenants of this corner of hell on the planet.
I predict that real estate values will plummet, as people begin to dump property that they can no longer afford, and the "Investor Sharks" will come in and gobble up the remains as I once predicted about 30 years ago. Forclosure will be the word of the day.
As people and businesses evacuate in a slower fashion, actually faster than during this seasons storms, Florida will once again become the desolate abandonded swamp it was always meant to be.
I Doctor Hormone, personally do not care at all. In fact, as i watch the evening news from my quiet porch in New Mexico or Arizona, where hurricanes seldom visit, I will laugh and celebrate the tragic stupidity of the idiots who choose to remain in the swamps.
With a sweet twist on my own fathers quote as we left Michigan so many years ago and I asked why, he said:
"Let the dumb bastards freeze and live in the dark and cold"
As I prepare to leave this hellhole, I now say:
"Let the dumb bastards sweat and live in the dark and wet"
"Let them sweat sleepless nights with generators blaring, and loud obnoxious latin music all night from those who got power ahead of me."
"Let them fight over gasoline in long lines, and water, and ice, and plywood each year!"
"Let them cry over thier outrageous insurance bills and utility bills for power they never even got!"
"Let them whine about the lack of available roofing contractors due to the stingy attitudes of the local building code enforcement agents who will not permit people to get a roof done by anyone without a Florida Lisence"
"Let them figure out how to repair their homes year after year while living in a zone of the planet that has gone sour!"
Im gone! Im Doctor Greg Hormone, and I approve this message!
First, my general report:
Hurrican Wilma clobbered the Florida peninsula with amazing accuracy...it hammered the entire state, almost.
Nice job for a redhead from the prehistoric ages...
The damage is immeasurable, and the pain and suffering is ongoing....people are still without electrical power even at the date of this post. Like bugs with beepers and cellphones we continue to scurry about no longer searching for water and plywood, but free money and handouts and insurance compensation and FEMA goodies.
Manners and goodwill are growing thin, while demands for handouts and bad driving habits resume their normal madness.
By this time next year, the people who have been taxed with outrageous utility bill assessments and insurance premium increases will be trying to figure out how to escape from Florida as the cost of living continues to exceed the abilities of most tenants of this corner of hell on the planet.
I predict that real estate values will plummet, as people begin to dump property that they can no longer afford, and the "Investor Sharks" will come in and gobble up the remains as I once predicted about 30 years ago. Forclosure will be the word of the day.
As people and businesses evacuate in a slower fashion, actually faster than during this seasons storms, Florida will once again become the desolate abandonded swamp it was always meant to be.
I Doctor Hormone, personally do not care at all. In fact, as i watch the evening news from my quiet porch in New Mexico or Arizona, where hurricanes seldom visit, I will laugh and celebrate the tragic stupidity of the idiots who choose to remain in the swamps.
With a sweet twist on my own fathers quote as we left Michigan so many years ago and I asked why, he said:
"Let the dumb bastards freeze and live in the dark and cold"
As I prepare to leave this hellhole, I now say:
"Let the dumb bastards sweat and live in the dark and wet"
"Let them sweat sleepless nights with generators blaring, and loud obnoxious latin music all night from those who got power ahead of me."
"Let them fight over gasoline in long lines, and water, and ice, and plywood each year!"
"Let them cry over thier outrageous insurance bills and utility bills for power they never even got!"
"Let them whine about the lack of available roofing contractors due to the stingy attitudes of the local building code enforcement agents who will not permit people to get a roof done by anyone without a Florida Lisence"
"Let them figure out how to repair their homes year after year while living in a zone of the planet that has gone sour!"
Im gone! Im Doctor Greg Hormone, and I approve this message!
posted by greg hormone at 11/10/2005 09:02:00 PM
2 Comments:
Thanks for the first hand reporting. I for one would like to hear a rant about the power company charging for not delivering you power!! That sounds classic.
Sir Martin of White Mud
Doctor,
Thank you so much for this information. I've really learned a lot more from your some-day-gonna-be-famous writings than I ever learned from that Learning Channel show I watched once. This is truly eye opening - especially the idea of those false cities to lure the hurricanes away. I wish those arrogant pompous bastards would listen to you. On the down side, I also learned that I was a dumb bastard destined to freeze in the dark and cold :>(
Anyway, I too have a few questions that I'd like to pose for your humble consideration (and I mean humble, mother).
Chief-Q-1: Why do they name hurricanes after women? It sure seems to me that they have balls, and even though it's the 21st century, women don't have balls do they?
Chief-Q-2: Several of us White Mudders came down there to do a pre-disaster relief show, but weren't able to find you. How did the rest of Florida like the show? I understand that we either raised a Brazilian Dollars for relief, or else cost that much with our extravagent expenses. What do you know about all of this, and how did it help solve the problems of South Florida?
Chief-Q-3: I liked the idea of the icebergs, but I think I like the barges even better. Couldn't we just order them up and have the bill sent to FEMA? Would they know?
Chief-Q-4: What is the next hurricane's name going to be, and when will it strike? I'd like to be better prepared next time.
Anyway, glad you're ok, see you at the reunion!
The Chief
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