Fare Thee Well Dan Rather....

Cowboy Dan Rather, one of America's favorite Old Ass Clowns,
is getting ready to retire his obnoxious fat mouth for good....
oh yeah, they are saying that "Homey The Frequency Boy" will stay on
as a chief journalist editor and continue to contribute to
the "hooey" that NBC likes to call "News Journalism"
but think about it...

Would you want a pedophile giving your kids instructions
on protecting themselves from strangers?

Would you want to have Ted Kennedy drive your children to
their High School Prom?

Would you hire Charles Manson to babysit your grandchildren?
No...I dont think so... And personally,
I dont think that NBC will sit with the idea that
the #1 Monkeyboy who nailed the coffin shut for
the mainstream media with his biased fabrications to slander
the President of the United States, in an effort to cost him the election,
will be a welcome featured player at the desk of the dinosaurs any longer...



Danny Boy, The Old Ass Clown says farewell to America...good fucking riddance!


Ya see Dan, we never liked you anyway...
You have always been an arrogant poser,
chock full of bullshit.

I have personally destroyed several TV sets firing
my paintball gun at them while you spewed your
elaborate fabrications of left winged liberal crap into my living room...

The next time I want to see Dan Rather on my TV
is during the televising of his funeral
complete with clips of him rotting on the porch of his Texas home,
pissing himself while his nurse bottle feeds him his pablum and whiskey,
and then his burial in some obscure pet sematery,
between Lassie, and Cheetah, but with a smaller stone than either of them.

America is done putting up with your left winged
liberal howling in that soft obnoxious monotone
droning whine...

The only thing I ever wanted to hear from you, and (you never told us) was.....

WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!?
WHAT'S THE FUCKING FREQUENCY!?