Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sir Martin's Memorial Service Sunday October 25 2009

Hello all.

Sir Martin Preece will be buried on Sunday October 25, 2009.

Official services for burial of Sir Martin's Ashes will be following the 10am services at:

Trinity Episcopal Church
30205 E. Jefferson Ave.
St. Clair Shores, MI
(586) 294.0740

Thank you.

Mikey Moe Hawk

Subset:) I think it would not only be fitting, but required attire (if you have one) to wear your White Mud "Colors" to the ceremony. - Doc Hormone.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Flag@Whitehouse.gov ...Its our duty!

Dear Fellow Amerikans,

Recently our beloved Comerade and Prezidentsky Obama advocated that we should begin to provide the emails of those that were deemed "fishy" by the Czar of Fishy Smelling Emails within The Department of State, to the White House for further scrutinizing.

In an effort to get control of certain health care misinformation providers, the Supreme Leader's office has asked that all of those faithful to the cause begin forwarding any "Fishy Email" to them for further review.

Here is the release that was issued via the White House blog on Tuesday, August 4th:

"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."

It occurred to me that I personally was being "insufficient" at such given task, instructed by the Supreme Leader, by neglecting to send ALL of my "Fishy Email" to them.

I may be wrong here, but as I understand the instructions from Comerade Obama, they want it ALL!

Now, I dont know about you guys, but I can't tell fishy email from the good stuff these days so, am not going to be found lacking in the eyes of our Supreme Leader, no sirreee not me. I am forthwith, sending every piece of seemingly fishy email I get to :


Since I dont open fishy email, I have no way to know if it is related to health care or not. This will then require me to include all junk mail from Kenya offering me inheritances, Viagra advertisements, unsolicited emails for refinancing my trailer home, Pet Meds for my dead dog, and more. In my mind, this is all fishy email that may be health care related, and until now, I have had nowhere else to send it.

I feel real good about the opportunity to help out here as Im sure so many of you faithful to the cause of Hopey-Changey do, and I hopey that you will help changey this assault on our Supreme Leaders Health Care Initiative by contributing your "Fishy Email" to Flag@whitehouse.gov today!

Please pass this on to other fellow Amerikans whom you know will be eager to support the project!

Please be careful not to send too much information as Im sure the White House web server may be limited, as is the staff at sorting the information. Your Supreme Leader can only be proud of your efforts to be a true Amerikan!

Yours Sincerely,

Comerade Hormone. Minister of Propaganda for White Mud Incorporated.

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Friday, June 19, 2009

White Mud Players Visit Jazz Cafe! July 2 2009

This is a' nutha not too slow, not too fast, kinda half fast... project of the White Mud founding Muddas, hosted graciously by our own Poet Laureate M.L. Leibler.

Come see and hear another spontaneous "Convertible top down performance in the rain of life."

Out of our own dreams we will creep...into and onto the stage of spontanaeity at the Jazz Cafe' on July 2 2009.

It's a dreary weepy sleepy jazz thang, mixed with who knows what....

I smell madness, and sweetness, and the sweat of madmen performing a freelance thing along with M.L. Leiblers insane mix of musicians, poetry, noise, spoken word, digereedoos and audience participation. All that's missing is Bromo Seltzer!

Bring your own Barf Bags.

12 Monkeys...at least. 16 cylinders, and amps at "11" in a Spinal Tap Mode...Old men without their reading glasses! Some drunk, some sober....Making it up as we go along, all night.
What a surprise that is!
Please dream yourself into the theatre of our dream! Adoo adoo.
Jazz Cafe' @ The Music Hall is located at 350 Madison Avenue, across from the Gem Theater, between Brush and Randolph, adjacent to ample lighted, secure parking and steps from some of the city?s trendiest restaurants and nightspots. http://www.musichall.org/

COMING TO Detroit Tonight Live in July
July 2 = M.L. Liebler & The Magic Feng Shui Cursives featuring members of The White Mud Experience (Dr. Hormone,Hank Chief Sobah, Jef Reynoldz & Mo)

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Somali Pirates Retaliate

After recent incursions by Somali Pirates who were repelled by the U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet, the Somalis have found a new secret weapon to resume assaulting seagoing vessels in the Indian Ocean region near Mogadishu.

The Somali Pirates have found a way to compel whales to swallow I.E.D.'s (Improvised Explosive Devises) and then ram cargo ships that are navigating thru the channel and onto the Indian Ocean.

According to official anonymous unreliable sources, the Somali rebels have been using a sonar device to draw whales onto the beach head near Mogadishu and fill them with RPG grenades, then force them back into the ocean with some kind of homing device that is designed to locate seagoing vessels.

The Pirates then follow the whales with a tracking device and begin negotiations with the target ships prior to activating the assault, where they would send the armed whales toward the ship under attack.

America's new pretend president, Barack Obama was out of the country, busy kissing ass and apologizing to every third world gangster leader for everything the United States has ever done, and was unavailable for comment.
The dilema for the U.S. administration now is, how to defend against such an assault without offending the Green World and Naturalist Environmentalist Movement.
The White House Press Staff was typically confused...
1. Denial
2. Ambigious explanations
3. Procrastination, and vague intentions
4. Shut down and censorship of the press
An unofficial report from the Department of The U.S. Navy reported that trained S.E.A.L Dolphins may be employed to fight the programmed Somali Whales before they reach the targeted Somali vessels. The projected cost to the Department of Defense was not disclosed, but the cost for such a program may be abetted by filming the entire event in a new video series and maybe a new movie of Flipper, The American Hero, coming soon to a theatre near you!
- Doctor Greg Hormone 2009