Dear Fellow Amerikans,
Recently our beloved Comerade and Prezidentsky Obama advocated that we should begin to provide the emails of those that were deemed "fishy" by the Czar of Fishy Smelling Emails within The Department of State, to the White House for further scrutinizing.
In an effort to get control of certain health care misinformation providers, the Supreme Leader's office has asked that all of those faithful to the cause begin forwarding any "Fishy Email" to them for further review.
Here is the release that was issued via the White House blog on Tuesday, August 4th:"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to email@example.com."
It occurred to me that I personally was being "insufficient" at such given task, instructed by the Supreme Leader, by neglecting to send ALL
of my "Fishy Email" to them.
I may be wrong here, but as I understand the instructions from Comerade Obama, they want it ALL! Now, I dont know about you guys, but I can't tell fishy email from the good stuff these days so, am not going to be found lacking in the eyes of our Supreme Leader, no sirreee not me. I am forthwith, sending every piece of seemingly fishy email I get to :firstname.lastname@example.org
Since I dont open fishy email, I have no way to know if it is related to health care or not. This will then require me to include all junk mail from Kenya offering me inheritances, Viagra advertisements, unsolicited emails for refinancing my trailer home, Pet Meds for my dead dog, and more. In my mind, this is all fishy email that may be health care related, and until now, I have had nowhere else to send it.
I feel real good
about the opportunity to help out here as Im sure so many of you faithful to the cause of Hopey-Changey do, and I hopey that you will help changey this assault on our Supreme Leaders Health Care Initiative by contributing your "Fishy Email" to Flag@whitehouse.gov
Please pass this on to other fellow Amerikans whom you know will be eager to support the project!Please be careful not to send too much information as Im sure the White House web server may be limited, as is the staff at sorting the information. Your Supreme Leader can only be proud of your efforts to be a true Amerikan!
Comerade Hormone. Minister of Propaganda for White Mud Incorporated.
Labels: Fishy email, Obama, snitching, snooping, spying