Thursday, March 06, 2008

White Mud Blues Band Plans a July 2008 Thingy!

Still healing from the wounds of White Muds last October 2007 show, Detroit is now preparing for another assault on humanity. Again?...Oh Nooooo!

In October 2007 White Mud Blues Band played two magnificient shows, and then another interum mini show in December 2007!

After the October Twin Township Tour, White Mud Blues Band was banned from one club and the second club closed down after thier shows. Two out of three aint baaaad!

It is the usual custom after most of their shows to either be banned or to have caused a shutdown so for White Mud, ...not a problem. We couldnt have it any other way! It just wouldnt be right!

Jagers Club has banned White Mud due to a personality clash between the management and the band. We are proud! Its Rock and Roll!

Murphy's appears to have closed down due to other issues with the liquor control commission, at least on a temporary basis...While White Mud would love to be responsible for this, it appears that it is not their victory to claim! But they were there, like the iceberg in the path of the Titanic! If they reopen we would love to try again!

Since the band has now connected with an even more powerful network of musicians, club options, and worthless local talents who are eager to join the fray and make our 2008 lineup even more exciting, White Mud is in the planning stage for a July 4th 2008 weekend celebration in the Detroit area once again!

This Show once again has a theme which runs deep in the blood of Mud... The Night The Crows Nest East was closed as White Mud burned the house down! It was July 18th 1969!

"The July 2008 / Night They Tore The Crows Nest Down" 39th Year Anneversary!"

It would be sweet if White Mud Blues Band could actually play in the parking lot of the Shores Shopping Center where the original Crows Nest East once stood so proud, but instead, White Mud has scouts out....looking for another club to play at....To relive those moments.

Details are sketchy as of now, but soon to be released for the July 2008 show. The band has indicated a very intense interest in re-living the highlights of that original show, with more of the original core band joining the festivities and revisiting many of their original hits:

Baby Mamma, Shu, Stuff Floatin Down The River, Aghghgh Aghghg, Umpa Dow Down, Curlers in her Hair, Baby Love and others....

To hear remakes of these hits go to : http://www.whitemud.us/white-mud-reunion-media.htm

In October you saw a revival of the bands energy when they played spontaneous unrehearsed music. They had not played together in 38 years and yet, the coordinated energy was as if it was July 1969....

Actually the original band never sounded as organized as they did in October 2007! It was for some of the original band members....almost a dissapointment....Sir Martin, leader of White Muds Rapid Response Team remarked...."Hell this isn't the real White Mud....we were never this good!"

So, for the July 2008 thingy, White Mud has resolved to practice and prepare even less, and hopes to sound much much worse, like they originally did.

"We apologize to the core of our fans (who generally only come out to see an actual arrest or two occur) for the more organized sound of the band in October 2007....This is not the true persona of Mud...we are at heart, a more earthy sound....like more painful...man..." Remarked Walter Batanicle Galko....who sent a video of himself by proxy which will be included in part in the release of White Mud's 2007 Twin Township Tour Video...coming out soon.

Heres a trailer from the upcoming Video....

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"Obviously planning and organizing, and years of each band member playing more conventional music with other, more conventional bands has done some surfactal damage to the core mission of White Mud Blues Band."

"The original mission is to rape and pillage all the principles of math and meter and tone...and impinge upon the art of melodical sound, a wakeup call. A call to let go of the traditional rules of music composition, defy gravity, and make people think and wonder....why they came to see us...even for free!...Why? Fucking why did I come out to see this?"

"This is the White Mud Blues band that we mean to be in 2008!" Said Doctor Greg Hormone, during an interview from his studio in Miami."

"Hopefully, with time and less preparation, we can again reach that goal and be horrible once again!" Hormone said in closing.

Stay tuned here for more info on the upcoming 2008 Reunion Plans for White Mud Blues Band!

Monday, December 31, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM WHITE MUD BLUES BAND!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU WHO ARE WHITE MUD MEMBERS AND FANS!

MAY 2008 BRING US ALL TOGETHER AGAIN FOR MORE FUN AND FROLIC AND MAY WE ALL BE HEALTHY AND WELL!

GOOD FRIENDS ARE FOREVER.....

The 2007 White Mud Reunion Video is due to come out of production sometime in the spring, and White Mud will be back to Detroit with even bigger and better plans for the next show! Keep your eye on the billboards and newspapers around the Detroit area....

Open these files in separate windows for a White Mud New Years Mini Show...

images/New%20Years%202008%20with%20White%20Mud.ppt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRM8I-ZdamE

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Scratch The New Cat...and Issues...

Dear Dr. Mordaunt,

Recently, we adopted Scratch a little kitten with real bad attitude from Town and Country Animal Hospital in Miami Florida, shortly after our 14.5 year old cocker spaniel Cody The Amazing Wonderdog was layed to rest.



Scratch was supposed to replace the joy that Cody brought us as a young pup, but he initially seemed to have just a little too much 'Vigor' ...Yeah!

We brought him home and after a few days of outgrowing his shyness, he quickly adapted to low level airborne flying through the room, hanging off of the curtains and framed pictures which were mounted high on the walls. I found him one morning, hanging from the edge of a framed wedding photo, tilted and ready to fall off the wall with him hanging from one corner. I wish I had that photo to send you....here's another instead....



After a consultation, we agreed that de-clawing and castration might be the answer to avoid our need to take the Clyde Beatty Crash Course on Cat Training. Our hopes were to calm him down to normal....whatever that might be.



We did have him 'modified' on November 6th this year at TCAH and the surgery went extremely well. He is doing fine and is very healthy. He has become a sweet loving little kitty who is still playful and frisky but no longer flies through the air.

We have put away the oven mittens and protective gear we previously needed to handle him. Our initial scars are healing well.



All is well with his health too, and his interaction with the older cats is now on an even playing field since they are now all declawed and his only remaining advantage is his youth and energy.

However, my dark side compels me to ask some questions. Could he be part Florida Panther? What kind of vitamins was he on? ...Cat Acid? Can we get some more?....Lots? Enough for a cat party?

I know that the castration of male cats causes this mellowness, but I am wondering if it would be possible to restore at least some of the madness this cat enjoyed prior to his gender modification.
If we could reinstall a testicle, so that he would no longer fly onto the wall and hang on pictures, but maybe just fly through the air a little, maybe for 15 or twenty minutes or so each morning. This would be perfect!

Im hoping that by restoring maybe one testicle, he could still be cute and able to fly across the room as he previously did, untill he grows into a weight and size where he eventually outgrows the urge as it becomes less desirable for all of us.



If we cannot re-install his original testicles as I am sure they have been disposed of, would it be possible to perhaps install a bee-bee or a ball bearing? Maybe two, so he would 'click' when he walked through the room and we could know when he is coming, or going?

What about feline steroids?



The male ego is a profound phenomenon of nature in all species and he seems to be a little melancholy about his own loss. I may be imagining things here, that are in fact beyond the psyche of cats in the first place but I just wanted to inquire...

We have trusted your team for several years and you have always been more than excellent in providing loving care to our family so we totally trust any advice you might provide.....

Am I on the ball here or just plain nuts.?

Please feel free to email me at Greg@doctorhormone.com or call me.

Also please enjoy some of our pets antics through the years at my own website http://www.doctorhormone.com/cody_the_amazing_wonderdog.htm and http://www.doctorhormone.com/the_lizard_project.htm

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Tis The Season!

Well the worldly holidays are once again in our midst and upon us like locust...(1st Book to the Chlamydians 11:18) Look it up!

Im investing in a 30 lb bag of black coal stones ($7.50) which I will use to send to everyone I know.

Just a black coal stone this year, along with a note that Santa told me they were bad. Or, I might just send everyone a cheap lamp. Imagine Christmas morning when everyone opens my presents to them and it is the exact same fucking lousy cheap $7.00 Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate lamp from Walmart! Sweet!

Either that or, shopping on Ebay for Reindeer hoofs...they make the perfect seasonal gift as they represent the spirit of Scrooge...which I think is high time to promote. Enough with living in this hypocracy...I say we tell it like it is!

In fact I'd like to look at opening a game hunting reserve where you can come and shoot reindeer during the Christmas Holidays...I'll call it the "Bah Humbug Game Reserve"

Hunters will prepay to shoot at selected animals for a fee.....Seasonal Rates from November 1 through December 25.

12 Year Old Zebra...$3900.00 (only one in stock. Take that trip to Africa without risk to AIDS, Ebolla or another tribal uprising! You can bag a zebra without ever leaving the good old USA!Reserve now!)



6 Year Old Mare Qtr horse...$400.00 (0nly one in stock. "They Shoot Horses Dont They?" Reserve now!) * leashed to a tree $50.00 extra.



OTHER STOCK AVAILABLE AT BAH HUMBUG RANCHES:

19 Year Old crippled reindeer....$100.00 each (only 2 left in stock. Reserve now, for the season)
Stray dogs...$35.00 each (75 left for the season)
Stray cats...$20.00 each (200+ left for the season)
Pidgeons...$12-15.00 each (Shooting while still in the cage is $2.00 extra each...1000 in stock)
Assorted aged road kill $3.00 per target bag (Good for still target practice shooting, trust me, you will know when you hit the target!)
Demented mother in laws...$1250.00 each * (tied to a tree $400.00 extra)

* Demented mother in laws can only be hunted after signing a waiver to assume full liability for a felony crime. There are presently only 2 left in stock as these are prized hunting trophy items, but the inventory is always available as many avid hunters are willing to offer their own stock as fodder in exchange for other hunting privledges which are exchangeable in our "Trade Mudders in Law for Fodder Program" which runs throughout the entire season. Call for availability and details.

Live video recording of all your hunting can be purchased as an extra. please contact us for further details....

Trophy dressing is also available at an additional cost however, our staff is not fully trained at this time, so we can only offer mounting of paws, hoofs, hands and feet. Please call for details.

Please be sure to bring your own protective clothing to prevent exposure to disease when the target splatters. Some targets may not be FDA approved for anything.

Any and all weapons are welcome and encouraged! The more creative the shooting, the more memorable the event.

Dont forget our "All Out Bazooka Hunt Event" Every Saturday, during the season, you can hunt anything on the feild with an approved NATO certified bazooka or similar weapon (see details at our web page) for a flat fee of $2500.00 all day! No bazookas are available for rent so its a B.Y.O.B. affair! Hunting Licenses will be checked at the gate beginning at 6:00am each day throughout the season!

Happy Hunting , Happy Holidays!


-Doc